You had just moved very close Nashville, Tennessee. The home of country music. Music city! (You had moved to Dickson, which is very close.)

One night you were at a bar with your friend in Dickson. You sat down when the bar tender saw you, Robert. But everyone called him Buddy. He was shocked to see the new girl in town was so pretty.

He walked over to you and your friend, who he knew. You saw him and was in slight shock. He was at least 6'8. Nearly 300 pounds of pure of pure muscle and a belly to go with it. "Hello, ladies" he said, his southern accent sweet as moonshine, "what can I get y'all?"