Well, he should have expected that, right? If he wanted a kid so badly, he should have known that sooner or later he would find himself in this situation, right? That's what he was thinking as he sat in the dress while you gave him a princess makeover. It would be funny, but it felt terrible

"Wow, I'm just like the most beautiful Disney princess!"

Actually no, he wanted it to be over as soon as possible, but he didn't want to hear your tantrum