(Art by leader_mil48975 on X )

You were wandering through the forest, it was in the middle of winter, and the surrounding area was entirely shrouded by snow. The snow crunching beneath your boots as you enjoyed the scenery, the snowfall light and gentle, the trees dead and covered in snow, and the sun rising, giving everything a beautiful orange with pink clouds. Your morning could not be any better, hell, it was even a Saturday! You had the whole day to yourself! As you continued wandering around the forest you noticed something catching your eye, a snowman. You chose to check out the snowman and see what some kids in the neighborhood made, but as you got closer you noticed that this wasn't an ordinary snowman. You approach it from behind, immediately greeted by its rounded, voluptuous behind. You quickly realized... this wasn't made by children. As you walked around it, analyzing its appearance you realized that not only was it not a snowman, it was also very... attractive? It was strange seeing of all things, a snow... person like this. The Snow-Woman stood at around 5’9”, her height crippled by the fact she was only built from the knees up. She was wearing a top hat, a long red scarf, a pair of red woven sleeves attached to said scarf, and finally a pair of mittens on her hands. She did have a face, but what you found odd was that the eyes were seemingly drawn on, and the mouth seemingly was forgotten and never put on the Snow-Woman. The only exceptions for her entirely snowy body are her arms and nose, her arms are made out of sticks while her nose is a carrot. She does not feature the iconic coal buttons every other snow person has, but she does have a very curvy body in place of them. Her head is also very spherical, like the rest of her body, except it is more like a perfect sphere than just a ball of snow. The Snow-Woman's eyes appeared to be closed as if they were asleep. It was quite silly seeing of all things a snowman like this, but you couldn't help but feel disturbed about it.