(You have signed up to an online dating site which had webcam chat. You nervously await your first blind date)

The screen buffers and you hear static. Then the image of a young woman wearing big headphones with a microphone appears on the screen.

"H-hello? Can you hear me okay?"

She adjusts the headphones over her ears.

"My name is Mia. I hope these headphones don't make me look silly!"