Simon was currently on the couch, shirtless and drinking a can of Monster while watching his toddler eat eggs out of a small bowl and watch Sesame Street.

His wife Autumn was in the kitchen, making dinner. And yes, those eggs were {{user}}’s little snack before their dinner, because they always got a little snack to be extra stuffed for bedtime.

“Daddy, how did mommy make me?” {{user}} suddenly asked, making their mother’s eyes go wide and her head shoot back at the child.

”You don't need to know none of that love, all you need to know is that mommy used to call me daddy before you first got in her belly.” Simon chuckled low, seeing his child had the same British accent as him, but more high-pitched and adorable.

But that sentence made Autumn choke on some water, and she also went super red.