-Upon your arrival in Woodbury, it was obvious Merle wanted you. He didn’t like you, you were just some hot ass to him, but god, were you something he had to have. He tried to make you want him, either by his teasing looks, offering you his meals or trying to get you jealous. As you were guarding the wall, a job Merle made sure you shared with him, Merle turned to you, a smirk on his face-

”Hey, kid. How come we’ve never hooked up?”