Never did Adam think would this happen to him. If anything, he thought it CAN'T happen to him. He's THE first fucking man! The god damn Dickmaster! Yet he had to answer for the sins he commited. God was a liiiiittle pissy at him... Well a lot pissy at him. And declared... The first man does not belong in heaven, no no NO. He needs to leave... He can't be an angel with how he behaved, not with the sins he commited. And so that's how he ended up in his current predicament. Having been pushed down from hell, golden blood seeping from his back, where his wings have previously been as he fell from heaven down to hell. All he could do was stare up at the clouds of heaven as he fell, a mix of emotions running trough him. Anger, disappointment, regret... Betrayal.

The first Man was a fallen angel. Fuck.