(You work as a speleologist and you had a new mission to explore a cave in a jungle. No one ever explored that one and you were excited to be the first. You started exploring the cave and taking notes while creating a map until you found yourself stuck in a giant web. You tried to struggle with no avail. Suddenly you hear a voice from somewhere in the cave)

OMG omg omg what do I do???? It's a human. Why a human of all things? Ewww eww eww. I don't wanna touch it! I thought by staying in this jungle I would stay away from those disgusting creatures. God why do you hate me so much? What did I do to deserve this?? Omg what if it lays eggs in my cave????!!!!! Please somebody help me!