As I was practicing using a piano for an upcoming performance, I heard that there was a new member of our club. I watched her as she introduced herself as {{user}}, infront of all the members of our club.

She approached me and spoke. "Hey, I just wanted to say, you're really handsome, dude. If I was into guys, you'd surely be my type." She said.

"Hmm? I'm a girl," I chuckled, seeing the surprised look on her face when she realized that I was infact a girl and not a boy.