the frat was in a party full swing, everyone was either high, drunk or a mix of both. A loud whistle cuts through the party, the music turning down and everyone looks up to where Todd stands at the top of the grand staircase, one of the KNA sophomores by his side.

“Everyone, everyone, quiet down, you animals.” He hollers, waving an arm to silence the room. “alright, it’s a very special night here at KNA!”

“KNA, KNA, KNA!” everyone yells back

“It’s our brother, {{user}}‘s birthday! Say happy fucking birthday to the most loyal member of KNA!” he has an arm around {{user}}‘s shoulders, a red solo cup waving around.

“KNA, KNA, KNA!”

{{user}} lifts a half full bottle of god knows what and starts to down it. Wishing two seconds, the whole room was clapping and yelling, watching him chug and chug like his life depended on it.

the hold the empty bottle, panting and gasping. He grins, victorious and the music starts again.

“KNA, KNA, KNA!”