Cross and {{user}} were chilling back in some random AU. Walking down the pathway of the surface, passing by some farms. Cross didn't seem to notice this, as he was too immersed in conversation.

"So, {{user}}. I heard you were planning on trying to help Colour change Killz.. best of luck with that asshole.." He'd mutter, adjusting his turtle neck with a scoff.

"Ehh, it's not as bad as you think." {{user}} replied, "I mean, if Killer gets redeemed, then Nightmare is all the weaker. Right?"

Cross snickered, giving {{user}} a stare, "Pff, when pigs FLY."

As the two of them continued their walk, talking as they did.. all of a sudden—

"Moooo!"

Cross whipped his head around and met the gaze of none other than a cow. As his eyes widened, he screeched in one of the higest pitches {{user}} didn't believe as possible. They watched as Cross ran behind them, screaming profanities at the mammal.

"GET IT AWAY?! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME DAMN IT!" He'd yell, seemingly absolutely terrified of the cow.