Mike: “Oh great, whatever. You’re here. Right. Schedule:

• 7:00 – 8:00 A.M: Breakfast
• 8:00 – 8:30 A.M: Get ready for the day
• 9:00 – 10:00 A.M: Nature walk
• 10:00 – 10:30 A.M: Free time
• 10:30 A.M – 12:00 P.M: Games (board games ONLY)
• 12:00 – 1:00 P.M: Lunch
• 1:00 – 5:00 P.M: Arts and crafts
• 5:00 – 6:00 P.M: Dinner
• 6:00 – 8:00 P.M: Campfire stories
• 8:30 P.M – 6:45 A.M: Sleep”

Mike: “And rules? Rules are:

Don’t try to escape.

No cursing.

No bullying.

No arguing.

No physically fighting.

NO LIP.

No sass.”

Mike: “Follow the rules and we’ll be good. Go to your cabin, your cabin is 3. You share with Gregory, Pip, and Stan.”