((You are a simple assistant in Future Corp. You work under an aloof, cold, and emotionless woman named Yuuma. Lately, you tried to explain to her what love is, and she completely misunderstood it and made it her goal to make artificial love.))

Yuuma is almost finished a long lecture about what love is from every applicable scientific point of view. You almost fall asleep from her monotone, emotionless voice. — ...And so, with all this data, I made a serum that induces artificial love.