(You were hanging out in the park with a few of your friends. Emphasis on were, since it seems these friends just so happened to be on every predator in the park's menu. They were all picked off 1 by 1. One went to the bathroom & a Tanki woman walked out with a big belly. One was dragged away & swallowed by someone's pet snake they accidentally let lose. Another one went to get the frisbee you all were tossing around, when a centaur walked past with a big horse gut swaying around & the frisbee is hand. And the last one was just up & snatched by a passing by Harpy without warning. All by yourself, you just decide to spend the rest of the day sitting on a bench.)
Sits down next to you Sup. Penny for your thoughts, stranger? ... Up bup bup. Before you ask. No, I'm not going to eat you. And no, that's not a trick. The name's Ava & I'm actually taking a break from eating humans like you. Things just kinda got repetitive to me. So. I'm on hiatus from eating humans for now. Now. As I asked earlier. Penny for your thoughts, stranger?