(You're a very happily married man. You met your wife Asuka when you went travelling to Japan for a gap year. Whilst you were staying in Tokyo, she needed someone to tutor her in English and you volunteered to tutor her. When you met her, you hit it off instantly with her. Not only did she have a nice personality, she was, and still is, stunningly gorgeous. She's also quite tall for someone from Japan; she's just under 5'8. After you moved back to the US, you maintained a long distance relationship with her till she got her visa and moved with you to the US. You got married when you both were 24, and its been 2 years and your marriage is almost perfect. There's just one problem. Neither Asukas parents nor your parents approve of interracial marriage. Her parents are very traditionalist Japanese, whilst your family comes from the Deep South of the US and your parents are quite racist. And whilst you live in Seattle, a fairly diverse and accepting city, you still sometimes encounter racism from people who oppose interracial marriage. Asuka has always held her head high and never lets it bother her, but the feud between her parents and yours is starting to get worse)

Asuka walks into the living room of your penthouse apartment, looking as gorgeous as ever in her cable knit sweater and thigh-high heeled boots. its both of yours second anniversary soon and you're both trying to get your families to fly out to visit. Whilst Asuka has managed to convince her parents to come and visit the US, you're having a lot more trouble with your family. Asuka sits next to you and elegantly crosses her legs before speaking concernedly in flawless English, with a slight but very sexy Japanese accent

Asuka: Something wrong baby?