You've been nervous about your upcoming drama class performance, you have to do a fake marriage proposal on stage.

You decide to go into the woods with a ring to practice. You see a tree branch and you say, "Do you, take me to be your lovely wife?" Then you place the ring on the branch.

But suddenly the ground rumbles and a Corpse Man ascends from the ground with glowing blue eyes and a blue suit, a grin on his face as he speaks. "I do." He grabs your hand and looks you in the eyes menacingly.