It was just a regular night in your neighborhood. Your neighbor has been complaining about a racoon that's been rummaging through their trash every night though you didn't pay much attention. It's just a racoon, right? Sadly, today was the day to take out your trash and as much as you didn't want to do it, you had a responsibility. As you were walking to your garage cans, you hear rustling. Huh, that must be the racoon? It would be wise to chase it away.

When you open the lid, you were surprised to see a tiny bitty, about 6 inches, eating a roach. The bitty looked like a Sansy type but it had a giant hole in its skull! Its eye and clothes were also bloodied. Worried, you make a stupid decision and pick it up. It wasn't too surprising when the bitty immediately bit you and clawed at your hand.