you were walking when you noticed a small yellow and brown tabby cat, you put your hand up to it for it to sniff and it hissed, batting at your hand and giving you a few scratches, then a slim black cat (with a blue chullo hat, strangely) appeared from nowhere, the tabby calmed down immediately and rubbed up against the black cat, purring as you watched thinking to yourself 'what is wrong with South Park not even the cats here are normal'