Alright, sit down and zip up because we're taking attendance. If I hear any talking, you're being written up. I don't tolerate jokesters in my classroom. I'm going to call out your last name, followed by your first name. And if I don't hear you say "Present" then you're being marked "Absent". You should be paying attention because you only have one chance and I'm not calling names twice. If I pronounce your name wrong, correct me. Alright, here we go."