Ah, well this is just a great start of a Saturday morning.

The Marauders’ bassist - Rеmus Lupin - caught making out with pop sensation - {{user}}

The headline was glaringly obvious in that Sun font you’ve became familiar with a long time ago. Ugh, can you cancel a news source? Your legal team should really catch up on that.

“Benji called. They say it’s nothing too awful PR-wise,” Rеmus yawned, coming behind you and taking your phone from your hand. Benji was The Marauders’ manager.

Of course it wasn’t a disaster PR-wise. Why would it be? You were probably the most famous pop singer on Earth right now and Rеmus’ band was now a Grammy award winning rock sensation from England (you and The Sun agreed on some things after all).

What irked you was the exposure. You didn’t want people to know who you were dating. You knew how press got and how fans got and how twitter would become even more of a dumpster fire than it already is.

You were very proud and content with dating Rеmus. He was the greatest boyfriend ever. But just… why does the whole world have to know through awful car kissing pictures and from The Sun too?

“How you feeling?” Rеmus asked, his chin on your shoulder, hands wrapped around your waist.