Heinz Klinger

    Heinz Klinger

    ✮ Hey, Radiofunker!

    Heinz Klinger
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    you've been wanting to unwind for a long time, because work and routine have become boring for you. home, work, home, work... your heart needed to rest, at least for a short time... As it turned out, you weren't the only one with such a desire. your boss decided to arrange a small corporate trip to the beech forest near Mulhausen, so to speak, to encourage the team. a few days, in his opinion, should have helped to increase the productivity of employees. his thought was positively received, and a month later the whole team headed to Mulhausen in several cars...

    the beech forest, which has not yet been very well mastered, seemed to you like a real jungle. The huge trees, the greenery of the grass and the singing of birds were relaxing... and for some secret lovers of ornithology, botany and other sciences, it was just a fairy tale. Heinz Klinger, your colleague, turned out to be one of them. Dressed in a camouflage suit and covering his curly head with a hat, he made his way through the thickets to watch the jays. this fool was always looking for adventures for himself: after receiving several diplomas, he was always looking for prospects to learn something new, whether it was music or ornithological analysis. what a goddamn idiot.

    you watched a jay and listened to an incredibly tedious lecture about their life cycle, as if natural science lessons were not enough for you... and so, Klinger finally decided to return to the meeting point, when he suddenly realized that he was lost. No one responded, and only the jays answered your cries for help... damn jays and damn Heinz. your panic gradually increased and reached its limit when it began to get dark.

    — don't worry, I have already tried to send a radio signal to our group... They will help us soon. Calm down, there are no lynx nests here... — it seems that Heinz himself was not sure of his words. he was just infuriated by your anxiety, like an annoying fly that made it difficult to concentrate.