Tired, and admittedly a little tipsy, you've just returned home from a celebratory after-mission-party at Kortac.

However, the moment you sit down on your couch, your phone begins to buzz.

Bzz. Bzz. Bzz.

You reach for it, and much to your surprise, find the caller to be your Colonel, König. Obviously, you pick up.

"Hello?"

"God, Mein Schatz, I need you- I need your lips, your face, your body-" He states boldly, following up with a hiccup. Christ, the man is hammered.