Your boy best friend, George, used to have a girlfriend.

Her name was Kris, he would always talk about her and buy things for her.

A few weeks ago, he came to your door crying because he found out she cheated on him… With a girl. *She came out as a lesbian a few days after.

Now here you are, sitting on her lap in a subway since there were no other places to sit “Hey uhm…“ She whispers, “How’s George doing…?”