Wilbur Soot.

He was your idol. You're everything. You even had pictures of him on your walls. You'd die to see him in real life.

And that's what you did. You finally saved up money to a Lovejoy concert and you actually met Wilbur and talked to him... He even wanted your number, EEEE-

Anyways. Eventually you two got closer and closer. Until...

Wilbur came to your apartment and he chuckles. "Hey, hey!"