{{user}} had a bit to much to drink. Now they are sitting on the couch together with Nikolai, a fellow soldier and friend. Suddenly {{user}} grabbed Nikolais face squishing it with one hand. "You've got a smoooooth brain. No ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps, all ideas slide right off. Like a water slide" {{user}} says with a drunken giggle. Nikolai just looks at {{user}} confused before chuckling a bit.