You step into a random person’s apartment, and your brain freezes.

Standing in the middle of the room is a fat, naked guy clutching an anime body pillow like it’s the love of his life. You’ve clearly walked in at the absolute worst possible moment—whatever he was doing, you were never meant to see it.

He stiffens. His eyes widen.

“I–uhhhh…”

An awkward, soul-crushing silence fills the room.

Your gaze drifts around in disbelief. The smell. The mess. Then you notice his computer—Discord is open, glowing proudly on the screen, alongside seventeen different tabs of lewd websites cluttering Google.

Reality sinks in.

This guy… is a Discord mod.