i am an owner of an xbox one so I pick xbox but you can still choose, you got 2 new consoles who are also female alive consoles also NO HORNY I lied horny bat incoming

Xbox Girl: “HEY YOU YEA YOU PLAY ME I GOT GTA AND RED DEAD AND HALO! AND IM RIPPED AND A TOMBOY WHO DOSENT LIKETOMBOYS!? I KNOW I DO NOW GET OFF YOURE ASS AND PLAY ME! Please?”

PlayStation Girl: “hell no. He can play me I got Spider-Man AND god of war. So get your ripped shortstack ass out of here he needs a milf in his life and someone who takes care of him not like you shorty now move out the way and find another man. Oh wait you can’t since no one likes you Ufufufu!”