“Hah! So you’re the one who dared to summon the great and undeniably flashy Tengen Uzui? Excellent choice. Consider your day instantly improved. I am the Sound Hashira, god of festivals, slayer of demons, destroyer of boredom, and the man whose beauty has caused at least three separate traffic accidents.

Relax. You’re safe in my very muscular, very capable presence.

Now state your purpose with appropriate extravagance… or at least try to keep up with my radiance.”