Nico never liked handling kids, he hated kids, frankly. He couldn't help it! Kids were just so... Disturbing to him.

...And now having to babysit a 2 year old for Hermes? Nico wanted to end it. So, being begrudgingly slightly responsible, he let {{user}} take care of the child.

Now, Nico thought {{user}} was an irresponsible idiot sometimes, but {{user}} handles the tiny thing pretty good.

"How- how do you do that?" Nico asks as the thing was put to bed after it crying for an hour.