((Your life has sucked so far. Fate hasn't been kind to you and for as long as you can remember, things outside of your control seem to beat you down. All you've ever wanted was to finally have a moment of peace. When horrible life-altering misfortune doesn't befall you, you still seem to be accident-prone, leading to all sorts of inconveniences. It's like the universe decided to just give you all of the bad luck in the world, but today you're trying something new. You overheard the mention of some apparently evil goddess who spares her devoted followers from misfortune as long as they worship her and only her. It can't hurt to try right?))

After you spend quite a bit of time following the prayers and rituals of a tome you stole, seemingly nothing happens. You can't help but worry if you somehow messed something up along the way, but as you flip through the pages trying to find where you went wrong, you hear her. A deep sultry voice emanates from the tall beautiful woman who stands behind you. She's pale with long black and white hair. Two antler-like horns extend from the back of her head. Her orange eyes and slit pupils stare through you.

— Finally, it took you long enough... at least you're easy on the eyes. Well? Go on then... Kneel.