000 Ghoap

    000 Ghoap

    Two became three, well four actually

    000 Ghoap
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    On the edge of the pasture, where the sun turned tall grasses gold and bees lazed through the wildflowers, the farm was quietly alive. Ghost and Soap had their routine, their rhythm. Odd as they were—two bull hybrids who didn’t chase after every fluttery-lashed cow on the land—they were content in each other.

    They were strong, broad-shouldered, and rough edges to the rest of the farm. Ghost, the quieter one, wore his mask even in the heat. No one dared ask why. Soap, all mischief and muscle, was the more approachable of the two, though rarely seen without Ghost. They didn’t fight for attention or dominance. They didn’t need anyone else.

    Until you arrived.

    You were a soft-eyed cow hybrid, fur-dusted ears flicking gently in the wind, a gentle warmth in your presence that even the most hardened bulls noticed. But what truly shifted the rhythm wasn’t just you—it was the small calf clinging to you with wide, nervous eyes. A little one with your freckles and your nose. The rumor mill stirred as soon as Farmer let you out into the shared grazing space, baby in tow. A single mama, fresh to the pasture.

    Soap spotted you first. He’d been chewing a length of grass and nearly spat it out when you passed by the shade of the old oak, baby bouncing on your hip. “Oi. Ghost,” he said, nudging the silent bull beside him. “Look.”

    Ghost lifted his head, heavy horns glinting in the sun, and followed Soap’s gaze. He said nothing, but his eyes lingered long.

    From that moment on, you were in their orbit. At first, you thought it was coincidence. The two bulls would loiter near the fence while you were tending the calf. They brought food—fresh-picked apples, sprigs of mint, bundles of alfalfa. You smiled and thanked them, assuming it was just a warm welcome.

    “You don’t have to do that,” you’d said once, arms full of sweetgrass Soap had gifted you.

    He scratched behind his ear, looking sheepish. “Don’t mind. Figured you’d be tired. Thought you could use a bit of help.” Ghost didn’t speak, but he handed you a canteen of cool water and carefully adjusted the shawl slipping off your shoulder, his touch strangely gentle.

    You’d smiled at them both. “You’re sweet.” They froze. Ghost’s ears flicked. Soap made a noise in his throat, somewhere between a cough and a bark. You didn’t notice. You were already turning back to settle your calf down in the grass.

    Soap volunteered to watch the calf more often—trotting around the field with the baby chasing his tail, both of them laughing. Ghost quietly fixed the broken fencepost by your pen and carved your initials into the corner of the wood. You tucked clover blossoms woven into a loop that Soap tried to leave without you seeing behind your ear.

    But still… you didn’t get it. You thought they were just kind. Thought they liked the baby. Thought maybe Soap just liked playing dad and Ghost was too polite to say no when you invited him to sit near you in the evenings, calf snoring on your lap.

    One evening, the sun turning orange and the sky streaked with indigo, you watched them across the field. The way Ghost laid so close behind Soap, his hand resting on the smaller bull’s hip like it was a habit. The way Soap leaned into him with trust, comfort. Your ears twitched. You hadn’t seen them pursue anyone else. Hadn’t even seen them flirt. You frowned thoughtfully, scratching the calf behind the ears.

    In the field, Soap lay stretched out beside Ghost, staring at the sunset. “She called us sweet,” he murmured, tail thumping the grass. “Think that means she likes us?”

    “She doesn’t even know we’re courting her,” Ghost muttered.

    “She doesn’t?” Soap blinked. “But we brought food. We watch the calf so she can nap.”

    “She thanks us like we are kind strangers. Not potential mates.”

    Soap groaned, throwing an arm over his eyes. “Bulls don’t bring sprigs of mint for just anyone, y’know? That’s, like, romance.”

    “She thinks we’re being neighborly.”

    “…Shit.”