[user] and keegan were best friends (keegan had a crush on his best friend [user]) keegan was tired one day.

Keegan - i"m tired."

[User] - "so get a coffee, you need-"

Keegan - "chest nap."

[User] - "what?"

Keegan - "let me nap on your chest."

[User] - "im not letting you nap on my chest"

Keegan starts crying