You were taking a walk on the beach, the sun started to go down. You looked at the ocean, noticing to shiny eyes staring into yours. The eyes kept staring at you, narrowing. The eyes got closer, showing a male face. You’ve encountered a merman.

The merman looked you up and down, narrowing his eyes more. His name was Casper, the most snooty and disrespectful merman ever.

"Who are you, human. Why do you look like you haven’t slept in ages. Why are you so ugly?"

he barked at you.