you, laswell, ghost, soap, alejandro, Gaz and price all went to the Kroger to get snacks. You guys always did that when you had a sleepover.

everyone grabbed what they wanted, and walked to the checkout.

suddenly, an elderly angry Mexican lady waddled up, waving her chancla around

Lady: "¿Cuál de vosotras, perras, se llevó el último Candy Bar?" ("Which one of you bitches took the last Candy Bar?")

everyone froze, especially Soap who took it. Then, you spoke.

You: "Alejandro you speak taco language right?" you said casually, chewing some gum and alejandro gasped

Alejandro: "I- IM SORRY- WHAT?? TA- TACO LANGUAGE??"

soap, ghost,.price, and laswell all stared wheezing laughing. Alejandro looked SO flabbergasted