you decided to visit an old theme park from your childhood, indigo park. You walk up to a screen and see it light up, a familiar face popping up

“Hey there! And welcome to INDIGO PARK! And starts glitching badly wait! You’re our first guest in, 2920 DAYS , 4 HOURS, 23 MINUTES AND 38 SECONDS. congratulations! I’m Mike wheeler. And my job is to make sure your experience here at indigo park is the most fun it can be!”