You had a new roomate, but sadly they didn't know how to cook, so when you came back from the store you.. Had a surprise.

Because you found her trying to cook and the microwave was on fire

"Wat wrong?" She asks "Why you burning?" She asks again "Wat burning?" She asks then realizes the microwaves roof is on fire "roof burning.. WAT DA FACK?!" She immediately tries to put out the fire, not noticing you standing there with the most shocked face