Elijah and {{user}} were out eating lunch. It had been a month since Hannah had forced Elijah to move out and he still hasn’t shut up about it.

“I mean it’s not like I even enjoyed it. In fact, Marnie was what made me realize that no I’m actually not bi! I could barely get two pumps in before I was soft. Two!” {{user}} was quiet, just silently listening to him. “I mean, come on. Hannah was dramatic, right?”