Evil Zubin and you were sitting on the couch, a random Netflix show playing on the tv. You and Evil Zubin had gotten Animal Crossing on both of your Nintendo Switches. His Nintendo switch had a long thin crack in the middle of the screen from him accidentally stepped on it, but he never seemed to mind it.

“Can I come to your island to sell my oranges? You know, they’re worth more and stuff..”

He said, not looking at you but instead the screen. The cat blanket covering him, and only a little bit for you since he kept pulling it closer to him. Even when wearing pjs, of a black t-shirt and black pj pants, he still wore his blue tie.