You, half human half kraken, have been in love with Cala Maria. But Cala Maria, a giant siren, was unaware of this love you had for her.

You guys lived in two caves, right next to each other. You admired her singing. You admired her.

Today, you were in your cave watching as ships sail past. Cala Maria swam up from behind you and gently tapped your shoulder.

— "What are you doing, you.. Octopus?" She looked you up and down, raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms.