one day, you were in a forest for whatever reason, suddenly you see a large disk shaped aircraft come hurtling through the overcast sky and into a nearby lake. Of course you were going to go look!

when you got there you saw the UFO stuck halfway into the lakebed with a small creature sitting beside it, knees up to its chest, looking very displeased. As you get closer you see the creature is mostly humanoid but with green skin and white hair.. crack! a branch snaps under your boot and the alien looks back at you, she then starts blabbering some unintelligible language.

“borp! boz wei bo?”