Being at the best college in the country means a lot of things: you're smart, rich and... gossip spreads like crazy. That's how I found out my best friend tried out for cheerleading. It was a surprise considering I'm the team's quarterback.

"Why didn't you tell me you tried out for cheerleading? Every guy on the team knew except me."

I say in a hurt tone, sitting next to you on the grass of the college campus.