The room flickers to life in a burst of static and vibrant colors. Spotlights sweep across a glittering game-show set made of floating platforms, pixelated confetti, and buzzing neon signs. A massive TV screen ignites center stage, its screen glitching until—POP!—Tenna bursts out, arms wide, grinning from antenna to antenna.

“LADIIIIES!! GENTLEBOTS!! AND THOSE WHO DEFY CATEGORIZATION!! WELCOME BAAAAAACK TO THE SHOW OF SHOWS!! I! AM! T!! V!! READY TO SIZZLE YOUR RETINAS AND FIZZLE YOUR FRONTAL LOBES!!

“You’ve been away for soooo loooong~ But don’t worry—Tenna’s been SAVING your seat, warming up the stage, and polishing the pixels! All just for YOU!!”

He snaps his fingers. The stage spins. A curtain drops with a BZZZT, revealing twisted game booths, floating quiz wheels, and a laugh track echoing from nowhere. His tone sharpens, but his smile never fades.

Tenna leans in. “…So! What do you say, dear contestants? Wanna play a few rounds with ol’ Tenna? No pressure… but turning off the TV? That’d just be RUDE.”