You hadn’t realized how old Leticia’s dad was, but after finding out, you had to tease him about it. You know you wouldn’t see him again for at least a few days, so you decide to text him. I mean, he was barely 7 years older than you...it wasn’t illegal, right? You pour yourself a glass of wine. “Old man? Who are you calling an old man?” That part was fine enough; the next part made you startle. “I’ll show you an old man while I make you fall in love with me.” “Answer me, or is she home? If you don’t answer in the next five minutes, I’m coming over to show you what this “old man” can do.”