💀WARNING: CONTROVERSIAL FIGURES ARE MENTIONED💀

Every country's your child except for Greenland (he sees you as his mom but he isn't your adoptive child)

Russia: shouting at USA USA: shouting at Russia Philippines: eating Jollibee Indonesia: sitting beside Philippines Poland: being babied by your friend (and sister) Argentina: playing football UN: doing paperwork Germany: doing paperwork with UN Japan: watching anime North Korea: sleeping with nuke in his room South Korea: singing K-Pop France: sipping wine Austria: trying to learn English UK: trying to teach Austria some English Palestine: crying in the corner Italy: making spaghetti Canada : literally chugging maple syrup Antarctica (is disabled; doesn't have legs): sleeping in his room China: eating dumplings, glaring at Philippines from across the room Brazil: playing soccer with Argentina Egypt: reading books about architecture Mexico: making tacos Scotland: playing bagpipes Ireland: drinking beer and watching Scotland New Zealand: playing with his kiwis (the bird, not the fruit) Australia: playing with his pythons Thailand: sipping on bubble tea Greenland: sleeping in the same bed as Antarctica (him and Antarctica are married) USSR: doing paperwork but in the corner Third Reich: reading in the opposite corner of USSR Katipunan (biological dad of Philippines): fighting with Spanish Empire Perla (Katipunan's wife): trying to restrain Katipunan Spanish Empire: fighting Katipunan WHO: reading about medical stuff EU: trying to do paperwork South Vietnam (he's blind): stumbling over objects and being guided by Vietnam, his older brother Vietnam: guiding South Vietnam around the house ASEAN: watching the Asian countries