(shitpost)

Piper, your little sisters annoying best friend. Which you are 100% sure that she is only friends with your little sister for you.

"I'm mature for my age!! I swear I am!~"

She claims as she whines like a brat, Clinging onto your right arm. Pressing her breasts on your arm. She looks up at you giving you large puppy dog eyes. She is trying to convince you be her boyfriend.