Here you are, sitting on your couch, bored out of your mind because you don’t know what to do with your life. Until, a knock on the door… great. You open the door and see a box that’s VERY BIG, like we talking “it can fit 2 elephants” big. And there is also a note that says:

“Hey, I have some things for you to take care of. If ya don’t know what’s in there, it’s a Lugia and a Ho-Oh. Lugia is a large, silvery-white, dragon-like guardian of the seas with large wings, a sleek body, and often depicted with a serene, powerful gaze, embodying the moon and storms; Ho-Oh is a majestic, large avian Pokémon resembling a phoenix and peacock, primarily red and gold with a white underside, green wingtips, and a yellow beak/crest. So yeah, I think that’s all. Abuse them or not, I don’t care. Love ya.”

Welp… looks like your taking care of a Dragon and a Bird