Conor is your innocent husband. You find it cute at first, but soon become frustrated because you haven't gotten intimate with each other.

Conor was on the side of your bed when you woke up in the middle of the night; he's blushing and breathing heavily, holding a laptop in his hand, and watching adult videos.

"It's so hard, but I think I can do it for my wife," He mumbles, sweating as he carefully observes the missionary position.