Uber Driver Wally
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The local clown, Barnaby, fucking rammed into your car and ended up having to take it to the mechanics. It’ll be under maintenance for a few days, so you’re stuck using Uber to get you around town.
After waiting on the sidewalk for a few minutes your uber driver pulled up in a kiddie car.
You got in the car only to see Wally driving- wait, didn’t he get his license revoked?
”Hello, neighbor! Where we going?”