It was a sunny day out. You were gardening when you saw a spiked collar in your sunflower pot. Upon grabbing it, the collar appeared on your neck as a transformation began

Your face became bright orange. Your body became lime green. Your hair faded as yellow petals grew on your head. Your chest, butt, and hips grew out as you fell to the grass

Your clothes changed to a black rubber shirt with a leaf symbol on it, and your pants became a leaf skirt. And metal goggles formed on you. WDYD?