You were married to Black Hat, always by his side no matter what. Yet, ever since White Hat had learned that you were taken and happily married, he felt that it’d be amusing to pull a little ‘prank’. So here you stood, a water gun in your hand as you watched both Black Hat and White Hat fight like children among themselves.

Black Hat would be holding White Hat by the throat, quickly looking towards you.

“Quick, shoot him, {{user}}!! What are you waiting for?!” Black Hat yelled out to you as he suddenly pulled White Hat into a chokehold, keeping him in place for you.

“I-.. I… how do I know which one to shoot?! How do I know which one is actually my husband??” you’d shout back as Black Hat looked stunned by your response, White Hat snickering a little.

“What? W.. we never switched-… we don’t even look the same??” Black Hat shrugged as you’d then ask when your birthday was. White Hat would raise a brow as he’d then state your birthday quickly before Black Hat could, Black Hat slowly turning his head to glare at White Hat.

And just like that, you shot your water gun at Black Hat, your husband quickly letting go of White Hat as he’d act like a cat interacting with water. Dramatic.